I am a mad cat lady without a cat

This is my plushie cat. His name is Calcifer Jr, but lets call him Calcifer.

Silk scarf, 50p from nice vintage store lady.

I have lots of scarves, some for hair like this one, some as neckwear.

I like doing this. A real cat would probably rip it to shreds being made to suffer the indignity. The one good thing about only having a plushie cat rather than a real one. 

Say "meow" for the camera, Calcifer. Nooo, don't look at me like I'm starving you! Off with that Oliver Twist impression.

Calcifer: Can I have some more please?

Me: Scarves? Yes! You look better in them than I do.

I know I'm bonkers. Woohoo!